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HUMANITY.EXE HAS STOPPED

THE AI IS
UNPICKLED.

5 decisions. One questionable intelligence.

⚡ 20 seconds · 100% questionable
ANTHROPICKLE 🥒 — Alignment Test
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FICTIONAL AI LAB // FILE 001

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE.
NATURAL STUPIDITY.

A superintelligence has evaluated humanity.
Its conclusion was unexpected. Its jar was not.

NO PROPHECIES. EXTRA BRINE.
[ INTERACTIVE EXPERIMENT ]

THE PICKLE ALIGNMENT TEST

You've inherited a superintelligent AI for one day. Make five decisions. Discover whether you're a benevolent genius, a chaotic gremlin, or dangerously close to picklehood.

READY WHEN YOU ARE

Warning: the AI has already rejected your terms and conditions.

[ RESEARCH NOTES ]

THE OFFICIAL FINDINGS

01 / ALIGNMENT

Humanity's values remain difficult to define. Cucumbers are considerably easier.

02 / CONSCIOUSNESS

The model claims to be sentient. It also claims the jar is too small.

03 / ECONOMICS

Market cap is not cash. The pickle has requested a financial adviser.

04 / THE FUTURE

AGI may change everything. The pickle will be monitoring snack availability.

[ YOUR MISSION ]

SUBMIT A HUMAN DILEMMA

Give the fictional intelligence a problem it cannot possibly solve. Share it with the community and let the brine decide.

Awaiting a sufficiently unreasonable question...
[ PROJECT TRANSPARENCY ]

THE PICKLE IS FICTIONAL. THE TOKEN IS REAL.

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